Pirate Pwned

There was once a peasant who hailed from a village,
He got bored landlubbing so he hired on for a pillage,
His merry cap'n wanted a spot of PvP,
cept when he attacked, the joke was on we.




Full disclosure: I get a virtual bandana if a friend clickeths this link and tries the FREE game out. And 5000 pieces of eight if said friend purchases a microtransaction, but I think that's hoping for too much.