Monday, September 28, 2009

East Meets West, Fo' Shizzle



So taday we's will not be jivin' about da salad tosser pansy angel in uh skirt from open beta...



Naw, taday we be showing off tall, dark an' handsome wiff claws and black wings



But he started from low beginnings, down in da hood, with leather on 'is back, and only a knife ta keep him company, if ya get me drift



Da best way ta know ya stumbled inta an Asian-inspired MMO, is when yuh get to kill not ten rats, but ten sapient hamsters. Ya dig?

De sapient rodents are da whack, if ya ask me.



And dere wuz da centaur tiger... who could talk...



And der floating pineapple... which looked like a yellow kiwi on harvestin'



Or der crossbred mongrel of a pumpkin, turnip or tater...

Angels durn't get ta sully dere hands rootin' round in da dirt, by der way, dey jus suck all der life outta der plant instead.



Ya know he's an elite, cos he a samurai, and he be black, like, yo nigger, you one cool cat!



Dere's also yer regular share o' big scaley horrors ta fight



And dis method o' automatic flight travel is stickin' it to Blizzard ta say dey'll take dem wyvern or griffon and do 'em one better.



Dere's all sorts of cool shit up in da sky. Even cooler when ya kin get to it, and thru it at some later point.



Ah wuz tryin' ta decide which pic ta end of with, da cool closeup,



Or de slightly ghey stance dey put you in when you shows off yer wings, and yer purty hard-crafted armor at lvl 20.

De deep purple dye color is der so-called 'prestige' color you get for der collector's edition.

Could be worse, I could be green or bright blue or pink or red, wuz some of der dyes I found in der shops.

And dat's it for de lvl 1-20 edition of Aion niggah/redneck screenshot tour wid style.

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